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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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