A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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What is my name? I dont know

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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