- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Women's rights

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Your Mother

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Tunechi

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Please? No.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

im gey

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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