Chuck Norris Dies.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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