- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

I pooped.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

canaan and mallory

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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