Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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woman's rights

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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