Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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ass.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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