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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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