Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

A man... walks.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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