Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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