Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

the holocaust

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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