Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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