- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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How come anti jokes r funny

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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