- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

i have to pee out my ass.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

this is stupid .... yep

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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