- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

oooh look a banshee

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

How high is a Chinaman

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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