- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

Your wife died during the delivery.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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