What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Yo mama's fat.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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