- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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