How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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