How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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