There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Republicans

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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