why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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