- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

whats white and sticky glue

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Womens' sports

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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