- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

If you like this, it will have one extra like

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

see ya

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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