What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Hi what I lug you

soccer

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

I hate blackniggers

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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