Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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men

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Joke.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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