Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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