Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Christianity

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Neither have I

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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