Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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How high is a Chinaman

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Guess what? The Game.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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