- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

what is the color of a burp burple

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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