- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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