- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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