Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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