- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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