- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

captcha: all yer base

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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