How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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why does column have a letter n?

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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