- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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