What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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That's what SHE said!

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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give me a thumbs up

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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politically correct!

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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