- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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