- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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