Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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