What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Where do you live? In a house

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

u suck

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Do u take sugar?

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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