Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Women's rights.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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