whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

whats bloop with an m? matthew

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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