What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Cows are land manatees.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

drugs.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Samraj.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Gingers.

Knock Knock Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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