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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

._____________________. Whale!

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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