- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

And Stephen Hawking said.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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