What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Cheese stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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