Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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bryden is a faggot

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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WEED!

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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