Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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Dylan is gay

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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The jets are a good team..

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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