Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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