- Anti Joke

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.