Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

I <3 Hitler

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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