CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Women's rights

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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