- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Obama

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Womens Rights

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

PENIS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Oh...okay, good.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

Knock Knock! Come in.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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