Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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i love to lick...

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hi

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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