A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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