I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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