what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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i'm funny

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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Anti Joke

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