- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

knock knock who's there no one

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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