- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

John Stamos.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

religion.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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