- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A midget walks under a bar

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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