- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

you know whats funny... nothing.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

a man walked into a bar ouch

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